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Birthdays the most awaited and celebrated milestone of our life. We do everything to make it a great one for our loved ones on their birthdays. By everything we mean everything, whether is planning a surprise for the party, sending our secret invites, choosing and decorating the venue, getting the most uniquely designed cakes, the most delicious food or the best gifts for the person. You give it your all to make their day an amazing one.

Doing the same emotional, happy or surprise theme birthdays kind of wear off on you when they are done repeatedly. So, why not try a theme that is funny this year. Mix in a pinch of jokes, sarcasm, and laughter to everything you do.

We help you with your birthday gifts so here are some funny quotes we found that are on the internet yet not overused by people everywhere, you can add to your Picovico videos.


  • This is my birthday wish for a sister who doesn’t want to hear that it’s her 35th birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!
  • If you were chosen to represent our district in the Hunger Games I would definitely not take your place, but I would send you those little packages full of surprises! Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to one old fart from another!
  • Your so old your Birthday cake is becoming a fire hazard!
  • I am not making any age-related jokes because I seriously feel bad about how old you are.
  • You are not old, you are a recycled teenager. Happy Birthday!!

Parents and/or Older Relatives

  • I’m going to stop sending you makeup . . . time to accept you as you are, beautiful wrinkles and all! Happy Birthday!
  • Live it up! You are only middle-aged once!
  • Let’s drink some Red, Red wine coz UB40!
  • One year closer to granny panties.
  • I smell old people. Oh, wait! That’s you.
  • You are old. But you DONUT look it!
  • Happy birthday! May you live to be old enough your driving terrifies people.


  • Sassy, Classy and still kickin’ assy.
  • You would quit annoying people but my grandma is not a quitter.
  • Here’s to another year closer to Velcros.
  • Another Birthday? That’s Wilde
  • Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream. Don’t let your wrinkled skin kill your self-esteem. Happy Birthday!
  • Abracadabra. Nope, You are still old!
  • It’s your birthday! Hip Hip replacement!!!


  • Happy Birthday to my favorite Human Bean!
  • Cheers, Beers and many more years.
  • Two Secrets on your birthday. 1. Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2. Forget the change, I didn’t get you one.
  • Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother’s uterus.
  • Just popped by to wish you a Happy Birthday, by the way, I ate your cake.
  • May your birthday remind you that this is probably a good time to stop looking in the mirror.
  • Smart, Good looking and funny. But enough about me and a Happy Birthday to you.

Isn’t it fun to add little bits of surprise in your gifts? Do the same with the quotes and enjoy the laughter that runs around the room.

Are there are good quotes we have missed out on? Share with us in the comment section below.

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